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Catalog: Man Law Pro BBQ Tools

MEN GRILL.

Since the first dawn of MAN, there has been honor and responsibility in providing for one's family. In order to truly appreciate this honor, all men must abide by the code that comes with it.

THIS CODE IS KNOWN AS MAN LAW.

The proper grilling of a $23 porterhouse is a feat to rival the erection of the Great Pyramids, the Hoover Dam, and the brother-in-law's yard shed. Grilling fish or fowl, mere wienie or edible plant life is a serious endeavor. Grilling, thus, requires the proper tools. Tools crafted and honored with the care of a surgeon operating on his fantasy team's QB. Tools, that blessing with long ago distinguished MAN from animal. 

NOW FOR A LIST OF THE MAN LAW.

1
Grilling is ALWAYS the first choice of cooking!
2
Cutting meat to check for DONENESS is like sawing down a tree to find its age.
3
A garnish is a bad disguise for not buying enough food.
4
Two months' salary is a small price to pay for fireworks.
5
Vegetarianism is to be encouraged, as it leaves more meat for us Normal people.
6
The barbeque chef shall be kept hydrated at all times.
7
The collapse of a lawn chair by someone sitting in it is only funny if it's someone else.
8
A proper sear negates any harmful effect of a steak falling on the ground.
9
The cheaper the beer, the more loudly you should say how cold it is.
10
Flare-ups will be handled calmly and discreetly until such time as flames spread to a national park.
11
Due to the delicate balance and concentration required, the user of a hammock should not be disturbed under any circumstances.
12
The dinosaurs are gone,so it is no longer possible to buy a steak that is too big.
Foldable BBQ Spatula
Foldable BBQ Spatula
INSTANT READ GAUGE WITH GLOW
INSTANT READ GAUGE WITH GLOW
BBQ NON-STICK SKILLET BASKET
BBQ NON-STICK SKILLET BASKET
Cast Iron 10
Cast Iron 10
Cast Iron Reversible Griddle
Cast Iron Reversible Griddle
Foldable BBQ Tongs
Foldable BBQ Tongs
Foldable BBQ Fork
Foldable BBQ Fork

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